Jonathan takes a walk.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Jonathan. He was very cute and had big brown eyes and the curliest hair of anyone you've ever seen. Jonathan liked dogs and his friends and his mommy and he especially liked Reebok Pump tennis shoes. He did not like reading books or math class.

One day, the cute little boy named Jonathan turned into a handsome big boy. This handsome big boy liked dogs, his friends, and his mommy, but he still did not like reading books or math class. He had forgotten all about Reebok Pump tennis shoes.

Since the little boy didn't like books or mathematics, his big sister worried about him a lot. She loved books and mathematics, you see, and she thought the handsome boy would be happier if he liked them too! Sometimes, she would even try to tell him about how nice books and math were, but the boy would only turn his head and look for a dog to play with.

The handsome big boy, Jonathan, kept growing and growing. He grew until he was almost a man, and then he met a beautiful girl named Stephanie. He still liked dogs and his friends and his mommy...and now he also loved Stephanie. Can you guess what he still didn't like? Yep, books and math class. His big sister was very worried indeed.

Then, one weekend in May, a handsome man named Jonathan took a walk and taught his big sister a very important lesson. You can live your life liking dogs, friends, your mom, cool tennis shoes, and your sweetheart - and hating books and math - and still live happily ever after. Congratulations, little brother.
Look for more Adventures of Jonathan soon! He's marrying that beautiful girl, Stephanie, in less than three weeks...and big sister is SO EXCITED about the wedding!