Sunday, October 4, 2009

DANGER! DANGER!

Have you seen this lion?He is almost 3 feet tall, weighs approximately 30 pounds, and has a fierce roar that can be heard through all the land.He's been seen lurking through the yards of Laurel Hill Dr....'quietly' stalking his prey...He is rumored to answer to "Henry," although his mother says that is certainly a very funny rumor.Only one local resident has been able to capture him for any period of time - and we're pretty sure he lost his glasses and the seat of his pants in the process. Although he may be lured with wheeled children's toys, graham cracker flavored goldfish, and homemade oatmeal cookies, authorities ask that you not approach this animal if you see him. While he may appear cute and cuddly at first, rest assured, he is WILD.Until this situation is completely under control, please exercise extreme caution when going outdoors.He bites...and snarls...and laughs at you if you fall down when he's chasing you.Despite this, his forever family loves him very much, and hopes that it won't cause too much trouble in the neighborhood to let the little cub back out at the end of the month.
Henry says, "RRRaaaarrrrRRRR!!" This translates to, "Happy Halloween preview from me and my family!"

1 comment:

jnhc99 said...

I adore all the decorations at your house! I want some so badly myself and typically plant mums in my flower bed each fall...haven't done that yet.

Fun news...Davin is a lion as well this year! Got his costume a week ago and can't wait to see him in it!